"Pink mi?" Paradoksu

2021.12.05 15:19 pinkseviyorum "Pink mi?" Paradoksu

Arkadaşlar merhaba, Ben pinkseviyorum.

Bugün sizlere "Pink mi?" paradoksundan bahsedeceğim.
Bu durum muhtemelen 25 yaşına basmışsanız ve İstanbul, Antalya, Bursa ve özellikle İzmir'de yaşıyorsanız daha sık karşılaşacağınız bir problemdir.

Göç alan şehirlerin insan genlerinin demografisinin bozulmasından dolayı vucud insanları aldatabiliyor.
Örneğin bır kızın pink bir pusiye sahip olması gerekirken Çürük kayısı ile karşılaşmanız çok olası oluyor ki bu da insanları bazı şeylerden soğutabiliyor.

Bugün bu durumla karşılaşmamanız için edindiğim Tecrübeleri size aktaracağım.

Normal şartlar altında bir kızın pink pusi sahibi olduğunu nasıl anlarım?

  1. Beyaz ve bronz tenli bir dişi olmasına dikkat edin: Beyaz veya bronzlaşmış(güneş yanığı) kızların %87'si pink bir pusiye sahiptir.
  2. Ayak numarasının 36'dan büyük olmamasına özen gösterin: Ayak numarası 36 ve üzeri olan kızların %69'u pink bir pusiden mahrum kalmış, kömür madeni sahibi dişilerdir. Bu dişiler sizin cinsel hayatınızı kötü yönde etkilemekle kalmaz aynı zamanda psikolojinizi de kötü etkiler.
  3. İlgi isteyen kızlara yakınlaşın: Pink pussy sahibi ladyler bunun farkındadırlar. Bu güçleri onlara kendilerini değerli hissettirir ve sizin kendilerine bu değeri vermeniz için beklentiye girerler. Pink pusi sahibi ladylere gerekli ilgiyi direkt olarak vermemelisiniz. Yavaş yavaş yola getirmelisiniz ancak bu başka bir yazının konusu.
Buradaki şartların 3'ünü karşılayan birinin pink pusi sahibi olma olasılığı %94.3'tür.

Şimdi "pink mi?" paradoksuna geliyoruz. Eğer büyük bir şehirde yaşıyorsanız ve şehriniz ciddi göç alıyorsa pink pusi sahibi olan kişi sayısı düşmeye başlıyor, 3 şartımızı sağlayan bir birey simsiyah bir pussiye sahip olabiliyor ve buna "Pink mi?" paradoksu deniyor. Peki u/pinkseviyorum hocam, Bu olayın başıma gelmemesi için ne yapabilirim? diye soruyorsanız işte cevaplar

Öncelikle Diksiyonuna dikkat edin: Göç alan illere uyum sağlayamamış aileler halen bozuk bir ağız ile Türkçe konuşmaktadır. Eğer 3 şartımızı sağlayan bir kız bozuk bir Türkçe konuşuyorsa(Ciddi derecede olmasına gerek yok) pink olma olasılığı %81 düşüyor. Bu alınabilecek bir risk değildir.
Ellerine dikkat edin: Pink pussy sahibi ladyler genel olarak ortalamadan uzun tırnak bırakırlar ve parmak yapıları çok hoştur. Elleri ince ve uzun,orta büyüklüktedir.
Gözlerine dikkat edin: Çekik gözlü beyaz tenli kızlar pinktir.

Teşekkürler.
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